From Winnipeg, Canada: "Driving Miss Crazy." (Not Always Right)

Lady: “Oof! Do you mind?! You’re so awful!”

Bus Driver: “I’m sorry, ma’am? What’s the problem?”

Lady: “You keep starting and stopping the bus! I keep falling forward and backward, and it’s taking so long for me to get home. It’s getting dark!”

(Read more here.)

From Portland, Oregon: "TriMet surprise party: Rider Waldo Johnson celebrates 100th birthday on bus," by Joseph Rose for The Oregonian

It makes sense that Waldo Johnson's friends decided to throw him a surprise party on a bus for his 100th birthday.

Johnson has been a regular public-transit rider in Portland for more years than TriMet has existed (that would be 44).

(Read more here.)

From Albuquerque! "Just Being Together," by americanwolf

Big Black Beautiful Bee lied about the color of her eyes, but told truth of the coming rain, for who better a meteorologist than the homeless? (Read more here.)

From San Francisco: "Bus Report #751," by Rachel

There were a lot of brokenhearted passengers on the 22 Fillmore last week, I imagine. (Read more here.)